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BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!
Some guys might like these BBQ's:
However - these are more to my liking :)
Do you BBQ a lot in the summer? What is your favorite thing to BBQ? Who does the BBQ'ing at your house?
Hubby does all the BBQing, prepping, and utensil obtaining. I don't really do anything except enjoy the yummy food. :D He BBQs year round, but does most BBQing during summer.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE this post!!! We now have 2 BBQ'rs at our house, hubby and oldest son......the prob....oldest son really isn't sure when the meat is done...I have learned to thermometer it when he brings it in....and then we finish it in the oven, LOL!!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is chicken, their fave is ANYTHING!
Were you here when we were BBQing??? How did you know??? LOL
ReplyDeleteI think it's that way at every house! LOL
Have a great Saturday!
That pretty much sums up the way it goes around here.
ReplyDeleteI'm totally in love with those last two pictures. WOW, I would love to go out my back door and walk into that.
What a funny post!! And omg I love outdoor kitchens. If I'm ever super-wealthy, I'd like to build one. ;-)~
ReplyDeleteMmmm. Can't wait for BBQ season!! How I wish my little row house had room in the back for an outdoor kitchen! Thanks for stopping by the Yellow House!
ReplyDeleteHubby does the bbqing and I do very little!! He does it year round but most weekends in the summer. My favorite is whatever he fixes!! And he (we) prefer charcoal over gas!!!
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