Sunday, February 27, 2011

Education - well Sorta :)

Got these in an email from a fellow Bus Driver :)

“Too bad you flunked the test, how far where you from the right answer?”

“Two seats”


“Johnny, give me a sentence with a direct object.”

“Teacher, everybody thinks your beautiful.”

Teacher: “Thank you, Johnny, but what is the object?

Johnny: “A good report card.”



“Billy: what did you do when Ed called you a liar?”

Billy: I remembered what you told me: A soft answer turns away anger.”

Teacher: “Very good, Billy. What answer did you give him?”

Billy: “I answered him with a soft tomato.”


Student: “I don’t think I deserve a zero on this test!’

Teacher: “ Neither do I, but it’s the lowest mark I can give you.”


A father was examining his sons report card. ”One thing is definitely in your favor” he announced “With this report card, you couldn’t possibly be cheating.”


In explaining her tardiness to English class, a high school junior stated demurely , ” The boy who was following me walked very slowly.”


  1. *chuckles*

    Aaaaah, kids! They're so funny!

  2. Oh, these are so cute. (And probably very true.)

    Hugs - Marie

  3. those are cute, made me laugh

  4. I liked those, thanks for the laugh!

  5. LOL!!! I owe you a "Bean Soup" recipe! hahahaha


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