Education - well Sorta :)

Got these in an email from a fellow Bus Driver :)

Girl:
“Too bad you flunked the test, how far where you from the right answer?”

Boy:
“Two seats”

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Teacher:
“Johnny, give me a sentence with a direct object.”

“Teacher, everybody thinks your beautiful.”

Teacher: “Thank you, Johnny, but what is the object?

Johnny: “A good report card.”


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Teacher:

“Billy: what did you do when Ed called you a liar?”

Billy: I remembered what you told me: A soft answer turns away anger.”

Teacher: “Very good, Billy. What answer did you give him?”

Billy: “I answered him with a soft tomato.”


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Student: “I don’t think I deserve a zero on this test!’

Teacher: “ Neither do I, but it’s the lowest mark I can give you.”

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A father was examining his sons report card. ”One thing is definitely in your favor” he announced “With this report card, you couldn’t possibly be cheating.”


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In explaining her tardiness to English class, a high school junior stated demurely , ” The boy who was following me walked very slowly.”