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At Sunday School they were learning how God created everything, including human beings. Johnny was especially intent when the teacher told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"
Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
Visiting his grandparents, a small boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out. He picked it up and found that it was an old leaf that had been pressed flat between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," he called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked."
With astonishment in his voice, the boy answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"
Those are cute. I always liked that Family Circus comic strip.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!!! I am just catching up with everyone from Thankgiving!I've opened my Etsy shop and would love your opinion! Have an awesome saturday Audrey : )
ReplyDeleteI love the clean 'sunday' humor. Thanks for sharing. A nice way to start the day.
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LOL These are great AUdrey!
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How funny! I loved the one about Adam's underwear. ;-)~ I've always been a fan of The Family Circus too.
ReplyDeleteColoring is beneficial by helping students calm down and refocus their energy on staying in the lines. Children can also listen better when they are coloring if the lesson learned is pertaining to the coloring sheet they are working on. Crafts also keep a child’s interest as well as it helps develop their fine motor skills.
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