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Got these in an email from a fellow Bus Driver :)
Girl:
“Too bad you flunked the test, how far where you from the right answer?”
Boy:
“Two seats”
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Teacher:
“Johnny, give me a sentence with a direct object.”
“Teacher, everybody thinks your beautiful.”
Teacher: “Thank you, Johnny, but what is the object?
Johnny: “A good report card.”
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Teacher:
“Billy: what did you do when Ed called you a liar?”
Billy: I remembered what you told me: A soft answer turns away anger.”
Teacher: “Very good, Billy. What answer did you give him?”
Billy: “I answered him with a soft tomato.”
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Student: “I don’t think I deserve a zero on this test!’
Teacher: “ Neither do I, but it’s the lowest mark I can give you.”
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A father was examining his sons report card. ”One thing is definitely in your favor” he announced “With this report card, you couldn’t possibly be cheating.”
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In explaining her tardiness to English class, a high school junior stated demurely , ” The boy who was following me walked very slowly.”
